13 Best and Worst Pick-up Lines

It’s true that what makes a good pick-up line is not the line itself but how it’s delivered. Girls and boys have been known to blush at the shadiest most corny lines because of the way they were approached. This is not say being confident (or cocky) will win the day, or for that matter good looking. Really all a pick up line is is an introduction; the pick-up line will not get you digits or very far without good content to back it up. Nevertheless people will try. Here are a bunch we compiled- some good, some great some terrible. Send us any good ones you know that we’ve missed.

1. All those curves, and me with no brakes
2. Niaje, budako ni dere wa matatu? because manze unani drive crazy
3. Good thing I brought my library card cos I’m checking you out
4. Are your pants a compressed file, because I want to unzip them.
5. Kiss me if I’m wrong but dinosaurs still exist right?
6. You must be the square root of two cos I feel irrational around you
7. Your dad must be a terrorist because you’re the bomb
8. Hey
9. Do you have any raisins no? then what about a date?
10. You look familiar, Niaje… nilikuona wapi?
11. Hey girl feel my sweater, know what that’s made of? Boyfriend material
12. You must be Amos juu mimi ni WAKO
13. Can I buy you a beer and talk to you for 5 minutes?

By Ondi Madete