Truffle Butter - Truffle butter is when a man switches from a anal straight to vaginal sex. The tan buttery substance that forms as a result is truffle butter.
Bucking Bronco - The male leans down over the female during sex and strongly grips the breasts then says into the ear of the female something that would cause her to frantically try to get away (I have aids, your sister was better, where did this rash come from, your a lot better than that cold girl i met in the morgue,) The lady will proceed to buck and try to…erm…disengage.
Santorum - The amalgam of lubricant, stray fecal matter, and ejaculate that leaks out of the receiving partner’s anus after a session of anal intercourse. Named, by popular demand and usage, after legislator Rick Santorum because of his homophobic political statements.
Booty Grazing - The act of mass texting a generic message to members of the opposite sex in hopes that a guaranteed hookup for the night will be established. It often involves a very nonspecific message such as “What are you up to tonight?” or “Want to meet up later?” The key feature is the lack of personalization so that the same message can be sent to as many people as possible. This can also be applied to other contact means such as Facebook or email
ABC Sex - Sex only on Anniversaries, Birthdays and Christmas
Awkward Arm - That arm that has nowhere to go when cuddling, spooning or sleeping next to someone else. It usually leads to wishing arms could be pulled off and then put back on afterwards.
Furrbie - Sex with Someone wearing a costume. A mascot. Yup.
Fur Saddle - Pubic hair that starts at the crack of bum and ends at the navel in one continuous strip. Much like a saddle?
Porb - “You meant to type in porn on google but you made a typo and typed porb instead. You then saw the urban dictionary page which made you curious so you clicked on it. Now you are reading this.”
Sexercism - Having sex with someone new to get over someone old. A way to cut any last emotional ties to a person you used to have sex with. A non-religious, therapeutic exercise.
Twitter Bang- Hooking up with someone who you’ve spoken less than 140 words to.
Tittybong!- When your boobs pop up out of the underwire cage that they are trapped in.
Unicorn - A third. The mythical bisexual person that is willing to join a couple, sexually satisfy both the man and woman, with no expectations for anything more with either of them. Hence not being detrimental to the couple.
Brunski - When a man puts his face between a woman’s breasts and quickly moves his head back and forth while saying “Brunski” in a very drawn out and exaggerated manner.
Flying Camel - Doing Doggy Style. The man very carefully moves forward and props himself (without using your arms) on his penis while it is still inserted in her vagina. He proceeds to flap his arms and lets out a long shrieking howl much like a flying camel. Strictly a class move.
Heteroflexible - You’re straight. Sometimes.
Masternap - The nap that inevitably comes after masturbation.
The Flying Dutchman - Just as the man is about to orgasm, in any sort of sexual situation (even masturbation) he begins to shout, “Here comes the Flying Dutchman!” This should confuse your sexual partner (or whoever is in hearing range) completely, sometimes causing interesting side effects.
**This list contains a lot of terms coined by men. So maybe women need to be a bit more playful?
