Musings on the Street

One of the biggest challenges a girl faces working on the Street is the need to hide the true nature of her work from family and friends and to erase any suspicion that family may have about her life in the city.One of the biggest challenges a girl faces working on the Street is the need to hide the true nature of her work from family and friends and to erase any suspicion that family may have about her life in the city. The doubts arise, for instance, when a girl is vague when talking about her “job” or unconsciously taking habits picked from the Street to family social settings.
Like if a girl casually uses words considered vulgar or her body language giving the impression that she is inappropriately seducing men. To prevent such suspicion that may have occurred, a girl has to occasionally act in a way that validates that she is in a proper job. You know, she has to have money at the end of the month, and not just that but must also send some to her parents. In addition, she has to be using the lingua franca of the formally employed such as constantly referring to the “boss” and “promotions”. Plus, a girl needs to spend some few days with her parents claiming to be on annual leave. Still, to a girl of the Street, the most important of all these pretences, the one that truly certifies a girl is in a normal regular job, is spending Christmas with family.
However, spending an extended time with all of family is usually a doubleedged sword. On one hand, a girl is able to preempt any misgivings her family may have about her career, while on the other, the carefree and celebrating mood of Christmas may make her let down her guard and say something or act in a way that raises doubts. But like it is said, “the guilty are always afraid”. If a girl fails to attend a Christmas celebration, she will be fearful that her family has a hint of what she does and are now talking behind her back. Consequently, as Christmas draws near and everyone is thinking of relaxation and reflection, we here are thinking of money and impressions, after all this is Christmas. A girl needs to dress sharply and have her pockets full.
She thinks of things to do and say to avoid any contradictions. She wants to make it clear to everyone, even those not interested, that she is working classcorporate working class. So given a choice, many girls would prefer to spend Christmas away from family and only visit when the mood in the village is calmer and people are not relaxed enough to note each and every word said or ask piercing questions about one’s work . Not that there is much choice though. Towards the end of the year, the city too seems to get a life of its own, wanting to have some time alone. Therefore, after the blitz Christmas marketing, which has a “take all you can before I take a break” kind of urgency, the city retreats to a dull, actually boring calm which does not entice anyone to stay around.
The few people present, closed shops and morgue silence in some parts plus the inability to afford a holiday to Elementaita, the only option is to pack one’s bags and join the family in the village. Last year, I spent Christmas with family. They were happy but I had one too many, opened my mouth wide and talked things I regretted. This year I am not enthusiastic to go upcountry. Money is not forthcoming, and bar a miracle, I don’t see myself hitting a Christmas jackpot which I should have had by now. In a few days the men who matter, the ones with cash will have started trooping out of the city to the parks and beaches. And I would rather stick in the city than go for holidays broke.
For some time I had clung to the hope that the general elections would be held in December and hence have an excuse not to travel by saying I am registered to vote in the city. Now I can’t come up with a good enough excuse other than changing my “career”. Or do “Marketing Consultants” work over Christmas? Wherever I will be, I plan to have a wonderful Christmas. So should you. Have a Merry Christmas everyone.
By Susan Kahumbura
What You See Is What You Get

Once in a while, there is a creation that changes the world, or, for that matter, a particular industry. Take, for instance, how the invention of the printing press changed the publication industry, or what television did for entertainment. In our industry, we could perhaps count the invention of the birth control pill and male condom as the most revolutionary developments, freeing women from the unwanted consequences of sex (children and diseases).
By Susan Kahumbura
Fickle Friendships

An old adage says that a friend in need is a friend indeed. Another one talks of true friendship being tested in times of strife. However, in the competitive times we now live in, true friendship looks like a mirage. Everyone seems so engrossed in themselves. It’s doubtful if anyone has the mental and emotional space to carry the burdens of others, or genuinely share in their joy.
By Susan Kahumbura
Now That I’ve Tasted Adam’s Apple

Adam lost his apple because Eve took it. Covetous, she plucked it with delicious abandon from that legendary and alluring tree. She did not waver; Adam had taunted her long enough. And, with one, crisp, robust, annihilating bite, she was exiled. Sent from the Garden of Eden, out of the jungle book, a fugitive forever. Eve ran. She ran at breakneck speed from the land of milk and honey into the unyielding terrain of her future sons, Cain and Abel. From paradise to penitence for one little nibble. I am no Eve.
By Susan O’Meara
How Clean is the Street?

We too mourned when Professor Wangari Mathaai passed away.And, like everybody else in the country, we on the Street made a pledge to take care of the environment, and particularly so by planting trees. However, the same as with many politicians, it turned out to be an empty promise. Empty rhetoric aimed at fitting in with the national mood at the time.
Truth be told, the environment, at least the one outside our houses, is the least of our worries. We tend to treat such spaces, where we live, with the attitude of many a Nairobian—not with a sense of ownership, but with the mindset of a temporary passerby. “The city is not mine. Let those who are responsible take care of it”. The “our” in “Keep our city clean” is left out.
On the Street where we earn our living, we treat cleanliness of our surroundings with casualness. We sit, smoke and drop the filters on the ground, as if we are in some village bar. Then we sip from bottles of liquor and soda before trashing the Street with them. It doesn’t matter that a bin may be only a metre away.
We don’t feel obliged to take the few steps towards it. Later in the night, when we have lost hope of capturing customers, we will channel our frustration into complaining about how dirty the city has become. Wondering aloud why all those who are supposed to keep it clean, have not done their duty. Talking of workers, most streets in the city are swept at night, supposedly when there is less human and vehicle traffic. The workers, always women, will occasionally come to our part of the city, where they curse as they sweep. Though we try to befriend them and hesitate to litter when they are around, it’s all in jest, with no serious commitment to the hygiene of our workplace. The indifference is also ingrained in us when we walk down the Street during the day. Even though many do not litter, it is not because they care about the city, rather because it would be against city bylaws, and the council askaris are usually hovering around to pounce on those who trash.
Yet, there were moments when we kept our workplace clean. I think it’s Nini or some other girl who convinced us that if we kept the Street clean, then the city council askaris and policemen would stop harassing us. After all, if we left the Street better than we found it, then that would be one less sin—perhaps reason enough for the authorities to stay away. So, we made a collective effort to keep our place of work spotless. But it didn’t turn out as Nini had predicted. The city fathers seemed blind to our efforts, and we certainly did not find any redemption with the local police. Eventually we went back to our trashing ways. Another effort was made by a nongovernmental organization that came and sold us the idea of recycling the discarded plastic that was all over our zone. The idea was to make jewellery from the plastic and other trash, then sell it to colleagues and other city residents. Some girls tried; theymade pretty earrings and necklaces, but soon gave up. The fifty-shilling earrings didn’t seem enough motivation, amidst the taunts from the rest of us.
That said, girls who have been on the Street longer seem keener on cleanliness than the relatively new ones. Time makes the girls start respecting the place where they earn a living. Perhaps if we kept the Street clean and stopped thinking it is cheesy to do so, maybe business would boom. Okay. Now, I pledge to keep the Street and city clean in the hope that you clients will come rushing in. Won’t you?
By Susan Kahumbura





